"I want Boy. Wait, is than an R? Roy?"
"Okay Steve - which would be more awkward. If Tracy walked into the room holding a gall bladder, or if she walked into the room holding whips?"
"I love to Skeet with my Wii."
Oh, and there's a picture of me holding the Wii controller up to my mouth. And if you've ever seen a Wii controller, you know that it looks like a dirty picture. Hawhaw. :U